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What did the dinosaur say to the volcano?
Have a Lava-ly day
Why did the dinosaur need a bandage?
He had a dino-sore
What do dinosaurs like to put on their pasta?
Tomato-saurus
Why did the dinosaur eat cars?
Because it was a car-nivore
What do dinosaurs like to sing?
Rap-tors
Which kind of dinosaur loves pancakes?
A try-syrup-tops
Which kind of dinosaur is the scariest?
A terror-dactyl
Which dinosaurs make the best policemen?
A tricera-cops
What kind of dinosaur sleeps all day long?
A bronto-snorus
What makes more noise than a dinosaur?
Two dinosaurs!
What’s as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
A dinosaur's shadow
What do you call a dinosaur fart?
A blast from the past
What did the dionosaur use to cut wood?
A dino-saw
What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't take a bath?
A stink-o-sauras
Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road?
Because there were no roads back then!
What do you get when a dinosaur crashes its car?
A tyrannosaurus WRECK!
Why was the Stegosaurus such a good volleyball player?
Because it could really spike the ball.
Which dinosaur can jump higher than a house?
Any dinosaur! A house can’t jump!
What do you call a dinosaur ghost?
A scaredactyl
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch?
Strawberry jam
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