What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch?
Strawberry jam
What do you call a dinosaur ghost?
A scaredactyl
Which dinosaur can jump higher than a house?
Any dinosaur! A house can’t jump!
Why was the Stegosaurus such a good volleyball player?
Because it could really spike the ball.
What do you get when a dinosaur crashes its car?
A tyrannosaurus WRECK!
Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road?
Because there were no roads back then!
What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't take a bath?
A stink-o-sauras
What did the dionosaur use to cut wood?
A dino-saw
What do you call a dinosaur fart?
A blast from the past
What’s as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
A dinosaur's shadow
What makes more noise than a dinosaur?
Two dinosaurs!
What kind of dinosaur sleeps all day long?
A bronto-snorus
Which dinosaurs make the best policemen?
A tricera-cops
Which kind of dinosaur is the scariest?
A terror-dactyl
Which kind of dinosaur loves pancakes?
A try-syrup-tops
What do dinosaurs like to sing?
Rap-tors
