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Why did the policeman stop you on your way home on Thanksgiving?
Because you far exceeded your feed limit
Did you hear the one about the rude turkey?
It was a jerk-y
What sound does a turkey's phone make?
Wing, Wing, Wing
What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food
No matter what happens with dinner, how does Thanksgiving always end?
with the letter G"
What is the most valuable Thanksgiving dish?
the vegetable casserole- it has 24 carrots!
What is a math teacher's favorite Thanksgiving food?
Pumpkin Pi
Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?
The outside
Why was the turkey late on Thanksgiving?
The cook ran out of thyme
Why did the turkey bride leave her turkey groom at the altar?
He was underdressed
What did the elephant say when he stepped on the Thanksgiving yams?
Squash!
Why do the police always suspect the turkeys first?
They have to rule our fowl play!
What do you call a turkey's spirit?
a poultry-geist
What instrument does a turkey play in a band?
the drums- he brings his own drumsticks