I think my heart has stopped beating! I tried to feel my pulse this afternoon but I couldn’t feel a thing.
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When I came home from the pub last night, I put the key in my front door but it wouldn’t fit. I tried three times and in the end I had to sleep in the car.
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15
I’ve just got a telephone bill for $40,000. I only make local calls!
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Oh my god, what am I going to do? As I was coming home last night about midnight, I saw my girl/boyfriend walking down the street with another man/woman!
