An architect…
Cleans toilets
Can fly a helicopter
Builds houses
Designs buildings
A surgeon…
Works in an office
Operates on people
Must be creative
Needs to have big hands
A nurse…
Needs to be pretty
Works night shifts
Always works on Sunday
Never works at night
A priest
Doesn’t have to believe in God
Needs to be good at maths
Has to work on Sundays
Can’t get married but can have a partner
A plumber
Builds houses
Designs toilets
Installs electrical systems
Mends toilets and installs washing machines
An engineer needs to be good at…
Maths
Speaking in public
Dancing
Mending cars
A lawyer needs to be good at
Singing and dancing
Cooking and cleaning
Eating and drinking
Convincing and arguing
A designer needs to be good at…
Painting
Building
Drawing
Speaking in public
A journalist
Doesn’t have to be good at anything
Must be good at writing
Never works at the weekend
Has to have another journalist in the family
A waiter or waitress
Has to be slow
Doesn’t need to be polite
Has to have a good memory
Has to be tall
A firefighter needs to be
Creative
Fireproof
Brave
Rude
A pilot
Flies aeroplanes
Flies aeroplanes and drives fast cars
Drives fast cars
Serves cocktails in the first class section of an aeroplane
