It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
Your name
There’s only one word in the dictionary that’s spelled wrong. What is it?
The word “wrong.” It’s the only word that’s spelled W-R-O-N-G.
You’re running a race and at the very end, you pass the person in 2nd place. What place did you finish the race in?
You finished in 2nd place.
What 2 things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.
Which word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
The word “short.”
I go all around the world, but never leave the corner. What am I?
A stamp.
You’ll find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars and Jupiter, but not in Venus or Neptune. What am I?
The letter “R.”
What goes away as soon as you talk about it?
Silence.
