Why was the broom late?
Because it over swept
What do you call person who designs dog houses?
A bark-itect
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
He was feeling Jura-sick
What cleans the floor then comes back to you?
A broom-erang
What is a frogs favorite drink?
Croak-a Cola
What covered the yellow brick road with snow?
The blizzard of Oz
What do you call a pirate hanging on the wall?
ARRRT
Why do dogs run in circles?
It is too hard to run in squares
