How do all the oceans say hello to each other? They _ _ _ _!
wave
What do you call a _ _ _ _with no teeth? A gummy _ _ _ _!
bear
Where do cows go for entertainment?
To the moo-vies!
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork _ _ _ _!
A pork chop!
Why did the computer sneeze? Because it had a _ _ _ _ _!
virus
What did one toilet say to the other? You look a bit _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
flushed
Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon? Because she will ___________.
Because she will “let it go, let it go.”
How are false teeth like stars? Because they come out at _ _ _ _ _.
night
Why are cats good at video games? Because they have nine _ _ _ _ _.
lives
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A _ _ _ _ _.
A stick.
What is a computer’s favorite snack? Computer _ _ _ _ _.
chips
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt _ _ _ _ _ _.
Because he felt crummy.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-s_ _ _ _
A dino-snore
What do you call a dog that goes to the beach in the summer? A _ _ _ _ _ _
A hot dog
Why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby? She was a little h_ _ _ _
horse
Why was the computer cold? It left its _ _ _ _ _ _ _ open!
windows
