How do all the oceans say hello to each other? They _ _ _ _!
wave
What do you call a _ _ _ _with no teeth? A gummy _ _ _ _!
bear
Where do cows go for entertainment?
To the moo-vies!
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop!
What do fish play on the piano?
Scales!
Why did the computer sneeze? Because it had a _ _ _ _ _!
virus
What did one toilet say to the other? You look a bit _ _ _ _ _ _ _.
flushed
Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon?
Because she will “let it go, let it go.”
How are false teeth like stars? They come out at _ _ _ _ _.
night
Why are cats good at video games? Because they have nine _ _ _ _ _.
lives
What is a one-eyed monster’s favorite dessert?
I scream.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What is a computer’s favorite snack? Computer _ _ _ _ _.
chips
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crummy.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
HDMI
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-s_ _ _ _
A dino-snore
