What do you call two birds in love?
Tweet hearts.
What did the hamburger buy his sweetheart?
An onion ring.
What did the cat say to his Valentine?
You're purr-fect for me.
Who always has a date on Valentine's day?
A calendar.
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
I'm stuck on you.
What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you.
What did one pickle say to the other?
You mean a great dill to me.
What did the calculator say to the pencil?
You can count on me.
What did the squirrel say to his Valentine?
I'm nuts about you.
Why did the sheriff lock up her boyfriend?
He stole her heart.
What did the bat say to his Valentine?
You are fun to hang around with.
What did the owl say to his Valentine?
Owl be yours
Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?
Because he wanted sweet dreams.
What did the octopus say to his valentine?
I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.
What flowers are kissable?
Tulips
