What do you get when you cross a shark with a parrot?
A bird that will talk your ear off.
Where do dogs drive their cars.
The Barking Lot
What sickness to old dogs get?
Arf-ritis
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby
How do you count a herd of cattle?
With a cow-culator
Why did the french fry lose the race?
It couldn't ketchup
What do bad guys eat for dessert?
Crookies
What instrument to skeletons like to play?
Trom-bone
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's girlfriend drive.
A Minnie Van
What happened when the frog left his car in a "No Parking Zone'?
It got Toad
What kind of horse only goes out at night?
A Night Mare
Why can't a bike stand up by itself?
Because it is two-tired
When is a yellow book not a yellow book?
When it is read (red)
Why was the broom late?
Because it over swept
What do you call person who designs dog houses?
A bark-itect
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
He was feeling Jura-sick
