What did the cheerleaders say on New Year's Day?
"Happy New Cheer!"
What's the one group that hates New Year's Day?
The New Year's Even clean-up crew
What is a corn's favorite holiday?
New Ear's Day
What do cows celebrate on December 31st?
Moo Years Eve
What's the problem with jogging on New Year's Eve?
The ice falls out of your drinks!
Who gets the most excited about the New Year's Eve countdown?
Calendar companies
What does a dad say on New Year's Eve?
"I promise I won't tell any more dad jokes THIS YEAR."
What does a field grow on Jan. 1?
New Year's hay
What do you call someone named Stephen on Dec. 31?
New Year's Steve
Why was 6 afraid of 9 on New Year's Eve?
Because 9, 8, 7....
What do New Year's parades have in common with Santa Claus?
No one is ever awake to see them
What does a caterpillar do on Jan. 1?
Turns over a new leaf
What New Year's resolution should a basketball player never make?
To travel more
What's the easiest way to keep your New Year's resolution to read more?
Watch TV with subtitles
