What is the most musical bone?
A trombone
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
What do you call cheese that is not yours?
Nacho cheese
What do you call a horse that lives next door?
A neigh-bor.
What dog keeps the best time?
A watch dog
What was the reported doing at the ice cream shop?
Getting the scoop
What did the duck say when she bought new lipstick?
Put it on my bill.
What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back for seconds.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
How can you tell it's a dogwood tree?
By the bark
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback
How do celebrities say cool?
They have many fans.
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear?
Loafers.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two-tired.
Why are spiders so smart?
They can find everything on the web.
What does a house wear?
Address
