What is the hardest part about skydiving?
The ground!
A king, a queen, and two twins are in a room. How are there no adults?
They are beds!
What kind of flower does everyone wear on their face?
Tulips!
What kind of band can't play music?
A rubber band!
A dog crossed a river without a bridge or a boat, but didn't get wet. How?
The river was frozen!
What can you taste everyday but never eat?
Toothpaste!
Where is the ocean the deepest?
At the bottom!
What has a tongue but cannot talk?
A shoe!
