Make a speech to dissuade me from buying toilet paper
You shouldn't buy toilet paper, because everyone will think that you're a crazy person who is panicking too much about social distancing.
Make a speech to comfort me after watching daily news from Irkuts
Don't be so sad, you should stay positive, because Bob Marley said that every little thing's gonna be alright
Make a speech to challenge me to drink a full glass of lemon juice
You are a coward untill you drink a glass of lemon juice!
Make a speech to enquire scientist about their advice how to wash your hands correctly
How many times do we have to sing "Happy birthday to you"?
Make a speech to recommend top five films to spend your "self isolation"
If I were you I would definitely watch Harry Potter 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, as it is easy to follow, and you don't have to spend much time choosing a new one
Make your speech to encourage pirates to abandon their ships
You are pirates, you are brave, mature and practically immortal! In your blood there are tons of courage and litres of rum, so prove it all and leave your ships
Make a speech to thank online education
Thanks a million to online education for letting me google anything I'm not sure of.
Make a speech to welcome people to a fast food restaurant
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Make a speech to apologise for eating the 3rd jar of your sibling's Nutella
It wasn't me, but I'm truly sorry for that unscrupulous person! Shame on that jerk!
Make a speech to complain about too much of free time
These days when I have nothing to do are awfully disgusting. I'm practically bored to death!
