Make a speech to dissuade me from buying toilet paper
You shouldn't buy toilet paper, because everyone will think that you're a crazy person who is panicking too much about social distancing.
Make a speech to comfort me after watching daily news from Irkuts
Don't be so sad, you should stay positive, because Bob Marley said that every little thing's gonna be alright
Make a speech to challenge me to drink a full glass of lemon juice
You are a coward untill you drink a glass of lemon juice!