"I think if this country gets any _____ or gentler, it's literally going to cease to exist."
"I think if this country gets any kinder or gentler, it's literally going to cease to exist."
"The concept of global warming was created by and for the _____ in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive."
"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive."
"I've been challenged by so many people and I don't, frankly, have time for total _____ _____."
"I've been challenged by so many people and I don't, frankly, have time for total political correctness."
"To be blunt, people would vote for me. They just would. Why? Maybe because I'm so _____."
"To be blunt, people would vote for me. They just would. Why? Maybe because I'm so good looking."
"If _____ can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?"
"If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?"
"The concept of _____ _____ is absolutely terrible, and statistically I've been proven right."
"The concept of shaking hands is absolutely terrible, and statistically I've been proven right."
"Sorry losers and haters, but my _____ is one of the highest - and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault."
"Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest - and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault."
"Frankly, I wouldn't mind if there were an anti-_____, something with the opposite effect. I'm not bragging. I'm just lucky. I don't need it."
"Frankly, I wouldn't mind if there were an anti-Viagra, something with the opposite effect. I'm not bragging. I'm just lucky. I don't need it."
"I have never seen a thin person drinking _____."
"I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke."
"Show me someone with no ego and I'll show you a big _____."
"Show me someone with no ego and I'll show you a big loser."
"Some people would say I'm very, very, very _______."
Some people would say I'm very, very, very intelligent."
“Why are we having all these people from _____ countries coming here?”
“Why are we having all these people from shithole countries coming here?”
“Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me ‘old,’ when I would NEVER call him ‘_____ and _____?’"
“Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me ‘old,’ when I would NEVER call him ‘short and fat?’"
“I’m the least _____ person you have ever interviewed.”
“I’m the least racist person you have ever interviewed.”
“Nobody knew health care could be so _____.”
“Nobody knew health care could be so complicated.”
“_____ speaks and his people sit up at attention. I want my people to do the same.”
“Kim Jong-Un speaks and his people sit up at attention. I want my people to do the same.”
