Ridiculous Donald Trump Quotes | Baamboozle - Baamboozle

"I think if this country gets any _____ or gentler, it's literally going to cease to exist."

"I think if this country gets any kinder or gentler, it's literally going to cease to exist."

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“Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me ‘old,’ when I would NEVER call him ‘_____ and _____?’"

“Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me ‘old,’ when I would NEVER call him ‘short and fat?’"

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“I’m the least _____ person you have ever interviewed.”

“I’m the least racist person you have ever interviewed.”

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"The concept of global warming was created by and for the _____ in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive."

"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive."

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heart

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gift

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fairy

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baam

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"The concept of _____ _____ is absolutely terrible, and statistically I've been proven right."

"The concept of shaking hands is absolutely terrible, and statistically I've been proven right."

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"To be blunt, people would vote for me. They just would. Why? Maybe because I'm so _____."

"To be blunt, people would vote for me. They just would. Why? Maybe because I'm so good looking."

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"Sorry losers and haters, but my _____ is one of the highest - and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault."

"Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest - and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault."

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seesaw

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rocket

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gift

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banana

Go to last place!

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"Frankly, I wouldn't mind if there were an anti-_____, something with the opposite effect. I'm not bragging. I'm just lucky. I don't need it."

"Frankly, I wouldn't mind if there were an anti-Viagra, something with the opposite effect. I'm not bragging. I'm just lucky. I don't need it."

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“Nobody knew health care could be so _____.”

“Nobody knew health care could be so complicated.”

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"Some people would say I'm very, very, very _______."

Some people would say I'm very, very, very intelligent."

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No points!

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gold

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gift

Win 10 points!

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baam

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"I have never seen a thin person drinking _____."

"I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke."

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"Show me someone with no ego and I'll show you a big _____."

"Show me someone with no ego and I'll show you a big loser."

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"If _____ can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?"

"If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?"

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