What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn't peeling well.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why did the math book look so sad?
It had too many problems.
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
Why did the clown go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling funny!
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner's on me.
