What do you call a very small valentine?
A valen-tiny!
What did one boat say to the other?
Are you in the mood for a little row-mance?
What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?
Cauliflowers.
What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
How do single people greet each other on Valentine's Day?
Happy Independence Day!
How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring.
What is a ghost's sweetheart called?
His ghoul-friend.
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
I'm stuck on you!
What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?
I've got a crutch on you.
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
It couldn't get a date.
Did you hear bout the romance in the tropical fish tank?
It was a case of guppy love.
Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
It was Valenswine's Day.
Why do melons have to get married in churches?
They cantaloupe.
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
They're very scent-imental.
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts.
What do caveman give their wives on Valentine's Day?
Ughs and kisses.
