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What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're fun to hang around with!
What did one pickle say to the other?
You mean a great dill to me.
What do caveman give their wives on Valentine's Day?
Ughs and kisses.
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts.
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
They're very scent-imental.
Why do melons have to get married in churches?
They cantaloupe.
Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
It was Valenswine's Day.
Did you hear bout the romance in the tropical fish tank?
It was a case of guppy love.
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
It couldn't get a date.
What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?
I've got a crutch on you.
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
I'm stuck on you!
What is a ghost's sweetheart called?
His ghoul-friend.
How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring.
How do single people greet each other on Valentine's Day?
Happy Independence Day!
What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?
Cauliflowers.
What did one boat say to the other?
Are you in the mood for a little row-mance?
What do you call a very small valentine?
A valen-tiny!
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