What do you call a little monster's parents?
Mummy and Deady
What can't you give a headless horseman?
A headache
Why did the vampire get fired from the Blood Bank?
He was caught drinking on the job
What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet
What room is useless for ghosts?
The Living Room!
What Jack has a head but no lantern?
Jack-o-lantern
What did the skeleton order with his drink?
A mop
