Where do polar bears vote? The North Pole.
Pole: top point of the earth. vs poll: where people go to vote
Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank? They’ll just wash up on shore later.
Wash up: float to shore. vs. Wash up: clean
Why was the broom late? It over swept.
Swept vs Slept
What do kids play when they can’t play with a phone? Bored games.
Bored: have nothing to do. vs. Board games like “Sorry” or “Monopoly”
How do you know when a bike is thinking? You can see its wheels turning.
Wheels turning: moving. vs Wheels turning: a way to say someone is thinking.
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? Shocked!
Shocked: surprised. vs. shocked: electrical shock.
Why don’t we ever tell jokes about pizza? They are too cheesy.
Cheesy: mozzarella. vs cheesy: not very funny/dad jokes.
What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music.
Wrap: how a mummie is made. vs Rap music.
Why is it so windy inside a stadium? There are hundreds of fans.
Fans: people that like a team. vs. Fans: machines that blow air.
Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a corn field? There are too many ears.
Ears: on your head. vs Ears: of corn.
Why did the golfer wear 2 pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
Hole in one: first time he hit the ball it went in the cup. vs. Hole: rip or tear.
What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
Palm: big tropical tree. vs. Palm: part of your hand.
Why can’t Cinderella play soccer? She is always running away from the ball.
Ball: round toy vs Ball: fancy dance
