What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a snake?
A jump rope.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Then it would be a foot!
How does a dog stop a video?
By pressing the paws button.
What do calendars eat?
Dates!
What do you get if you cross a pirate and a robot?
Arrrrrr-2D2.
Why did the skeleton go to the dance alone?
Because he had no body to go with!
How many books can you put in an empty backpack?
One. After that, it's not empty.
What do you call a bear with no ears?
B
What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it?
Post office.
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?
A bagel.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
Why couldn't the elephants go swimming at the pool?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who?
Giddyup, cowboy!
What is a witch's favorite subject?
Spelling!
