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What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel
Which letter of the alphabet holds the most water?
C (sea)
Three men were in a boat. It sinks, but only two got their hair wet. Why?
One was bald
What is always coming, but never arrives?
Tomorrow
What word would you use to describe a man who does not have all his fingers on one hand?
Normal, because people usually have half their fingers on one hand.
If you have a bowl with six apples and you take away four, how many do you have?
The 4 you took away
How did the boy kick his soccer ball ten feet, and then have it come back to him on its own?
He kicked it up.
How was it possible that every single person in an airplane crash died, but two people survived?
The two survivors were married.
Some months have 31 days, others have 30 days, but how many have 28 days?
All the months have 28 days.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is all the time?
A widow!
What goes up and down, but always remains in the same place?
Stairs
What has a head, a tail, but does not have a body?
A coin!
Why are pro basketball players considered cool?
Because they have so many fans!
First, I threw away the outside and cooked the inside. Then I ate the outside and threw away the inside. What did I eat?
Corn on the cob
What can you hold without ever touching or using your hands?
Your breath!
Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?
Fire
