I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle.
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise.
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
The man was bald.
What can you keep after giving to someone?
Your word.
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A barber.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All the people on the boat are married.
You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?
The match.
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Your breath.
If you’re running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Second place.
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map.
A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for five minutes. Next, she hangs him. Right after, they enjoy a lovely dinner. Explain.
She took a picture of him and developed it in her dark room.
I have keys, but no locks and space, and no rooms. You can enter, but you can't go outside. What am I?
A keyboard.
A is the brother of B. B is the brother of C. C is the father of D. So how is D related to A?
A is D's aunt.
First, think of the color of the clouds. Next, think of the color of snow. Now, think of the color of a bright full moon. Now answer quickly what do cows drink?
water
