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I spend most of my day with my hands in people's mouths, hoping I don't get bitten.
Dentist
I poke, prod and pull on people's limbs all day.
Doctor
I spend an hour every evening telling anyone who will listen how terrible the world is.
News Reporter
I spend my day surrounded by shelves full of murdered trees and my favourite activity is telling people to be quiet.
Librarian
I spend my day writing random stuff online which no one really cares about unless they are just as bored as I am.
Blogger
I scream and make noises at people for their enjoyment.
Singer
I decide who's right and who's wrong and sometimes let the bad guys win, if they give me enough money
Judge
I give drugs to anyone who comes to see me.
Pharmacist
I spend my day nodding and writing notes while people tell me how much worse their life is to mine.
Therapist
I spend my day fighting other people's battles for them even though half the time they have probably lied to me about the truth.
Lawyer
I spend my day hanging out with other people's children, telling them what to believe and how to behave.
Teacher
I tell people what to do with their money and they ignore me and buy stupid stuff anyway.
Financial Advisor
I spend my day staring into the clouds, hoping I didn't misread the control panel and go the wrong direction.
Pilot
I spend all day being told where to go by random people I'll never see again.
Taxi Driver
I run around all day feeding the hungry and if I'm lucky they might compensate me extra for it.
Waiter
I make major decisions for an entire population even though a lot of them disagree with me and think I'm ruining their lives.
President
