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Corny dad jokes to make light of a global pandemic

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What happens if Finland closes its borders?

You know what that means. No one will be crossing the finish line.

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What should you do if you don’t understand a coronavirus joke?

Be patient.

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What happens when nail salons, hair salons, waxing center and tanning places are closed?

It’s about to get ugly out there.

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What’s the best way to avoid touching your face?

A glass of wine in each hand.

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Do you know what they’re saying about 2020?

It went viral faster than anyone thought it would.

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Why do they call it the novel coronavirus?

It’s a long story….

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Do you (a) quarantine with your wife and child, or (b)— ?

B. Definitively.

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Why would it be a shame for all of the coronavirus patients to be stuck at the airport trying to get home?

It would cause a terminal illness.

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