What kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog
What wears a cap but has no head?
A bottle
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight (ate) nine
What is never used until it's broken?
Egg
What is the largest ant in the world?
Elephant
What starts with a ''t'', ends with a ''t'' and is full of ''t''?
A teapot
From what number can one take half and leave nothing?
8
What has hands but no feet, a face but no eyes, tells but does not talk?
A clock
What do tigers have that no other animals have?
Baby tigers
What appears once in every minute, twice in every moment, but not once in a thousand years?
M
