You can touch me, but I can’t touch you back. You can see me, but I only reflect you and can never reject you. What am I?
A mirror
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.
Imagine you’re in a room that is filling with water. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out?
Stop imagining!
If you throw a blue stone into the Red Sea, what will it become?
Wet
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
The C.
I have wings and I have a tail, across the sky is where I sail. Yet I have no eyes, ears or mouth, and I bob randomly from north to south. What am I?
A kite.
In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower – everything was pink! What color were the stairs?
There weren’t any stairs, it was a one-story house.
What has hands but can’t clap?
A clock.
A girl is sitting in a house at night that has no lights on at all. There is no lamp, no candle, nothing. Yet she is reading. How?
She's blind and she is reading Braille.
How is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom.
I have keys but no doors. I have space but no rooms. I allow you to enter but you often escape on me. What am I?
A keyboard.
I give milk and I have a horn, but not a heart. What am I?
A milk truck.
What word has five letters including 4 vowels but sounds like it only has one? [Hint: Starts with Q]
Queue
Say Racecar backwards.
“Racecar backwards.”
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite
Using only addition, how do you add eight 8s and get the number 1,000?
888 + 88 + 8 + 8 + 8 = 1000
