You can touch me, but I can’t touch you back. You can see me, but I only reflect you and can never reject you. What am I?
What type of cheese is made backward?
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.
Imagine you’re in a room that is filling with water. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out?
Why do bees hum?
Because they don’t know the words.
If you throw a blue stone into the Red Sea, what will it become?
Why did Mickey Mouse go to Outer Space?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
I have wings and I have a tail, across the sky is where I sail. Yet I have no eyes, ears or mouth, and I bob randomly from north to south. What am I?
Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, Mr. Yellow lives in the yellow house, and Mr. Black lives in the black house. Who lives in the white house?
In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower – everything was pink! What color were the stairs?
There weren’t any stairs, it was a one-story house.
What has hands but can’t clap?
A girl is sitting in a house at night that has no lights on at all. There is no lamp, no candle, nothing. Yet she is reading. How?
She's blind and she is reading Braille.
You draw a line. Without touching it, how do you make the line longer?
You draw a shorter line next to it, and it becomes the longer line.
How is Europe like a frying pan?
Because it has Greece at the bottom.
I have keys but no doors. I have space but no rooms, I allow you to enter but you are never able to leave. What am I?
I give milk and I have a horn, but I’m not a cow. What am I?
A milk truck.
What word has five letters but sounds like it only has one?
Say Racecar backwards.
I am round or oval. I taste delicious. I don't like dogs. What am I?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Using only addition, how do you add eight 8s and get the number 1,000?
888 + 88 + 8 + 8 + 8 = 1000
If two's company and three’s a crowd, what are five and six?
Tara has $30.00 dollars. She bought 5 coloring books that cost $3.00 each, 4 boxes of Crayola crayons that cost $2.00 each. She spends the rest of her money on markers. How much money did she spend on markers?
She spent $7 on markers.
I am a three-digit number. My second digit is four times bigger than the third digit. My first digit is 3 less than my second digit. What number am I?