An electric train is moving north at 100mph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10mph. Which way does the smoke blow?
There is no smoke with an electric train
If there are 12 fish and half of them drown, how many are there?
12, fish don’t drown!
How many months of the year have 28 days?
All of them, all the months have at least 28 days!
What starts with a P, ends with an E and has thousands of letters ?
The post office.
