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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you

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What did the painter say to her sweetheart?

I love you with all my art.

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What kind of candy is never on time?

Choco-LATE.

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What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

I love you berry much.

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What dessert do they serve at the Super Bowl?

Sundays.

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How do football players stay cool?

By standing close to the fans.

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

Give me my quarter back!

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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?

"I'm stuck on you!"

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What do you write in a slug's Valentine's Day card?

"Be my Valen-slime!"

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What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?

"I'm nuts about you!"

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