What do snowmen have for breakfast?
Snowflakes
Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?
Because they always drop their needles.
What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?
The elf-abet
What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What goes "Oh, Oh, Oh"?
Santa walking backwards.
What did the farmer get for Christmas?
A cowculator.
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite
What kind of music do elves listen to?
Wrap
Why was Cinderella no good at football?
Because her coach was a pumpkin.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because he wasn't chicken.
What do you call a cat in the desert?
Sandy Claws
What's green, covered in tinsel and goes ribbet ribbet?
Mistle-toad
What do you call an old snowman?
Water
How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle.
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
Horn-aments
