What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise.
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A barber.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All the people on the boat are married.
You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle and a fireplace. What would you light first?
The match.
If you’re running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Second place.
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map.
What word in the English language does the following: the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify a great, while the entire world signifies a great woman. What is the word?
heroine
What English word has three consecutive double letters?
bookkeeper
A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for five minutes. Next, she hangs him. Right after, they enjoy a lovely dinner. Explain.
She took a picture of him and developed it in her dark room.
First, think of the color of the clouds. Next, think of the color of snow. Now, think of the color of a bright full moon. Now answer quickly what do cows drink?
water
How is seven different from the rest of the numbers between one and ten?
Seven has two syllables and the other numbers only have one syllable.
I add lots of flavor and have many layers, but if you get to close I'll make you cry. What am I?
An onion.
I run along your property and all around the backyard, yet I never move. What am I?
A fence.
What can you catch, but not throw?
A cold.
