What kind of cup doesn't hold water?
hiccup
What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band.
I have many teeth, but I cannot bite. What am I?
A comb.
What 8 letter-word can have a letter taken away and still make a word? Take another letter away and it still makes a word. Keep on doing that until you have one letter left. What is the word?
The word is starting: starting, staring, string, sting, sing, sin, in, I.
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
footsteps
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A penny.
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Yesterday, today, and tomorrow.
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away!
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
Re-arrange the letters, O O U S W T D N E J R, to spell just one word. What is it?
'Just one word'.
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
fire
My life can be measured in hours, I serve by being devoured. Thin, I am quick. Fat, I am slow. Wind is my foe. What am I?
I am a candle.
