How do all the oceans say hello to each other?
They wave!
Where do cows go for entertainment?
To the moo-vies!
Why did the computer sneeze?
Because it has a virus!
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look a bit flushed.
Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon?
Because she will “let it go, let it go.”
How are false teeth like stars?
They come out at night.
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives.
What do you call a dog that goes to the beach in the summer?
A hot dog.
Why was the computer cold?
It left its windows open!
What is a cat's favorite color?
Purrrrrple.
What did one snowman say to the other?
Do you smell carrots?
What did a cobbler say when a cat wandered into his shop?
Shoe!
What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?
BANANANAAAAAA!
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look, I'm changing.
Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?
Because he was a little shellfish.
