How does a dog stop a video?
By hitting the paws button!
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
Which rock group has four guys who can't sing or play instruments?
Mount Rushmore.
Why don't koalas count as bears?
They don't have the right koalafications.
How do celebrities stay cool?
They have many fans.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
Why are spiders so smart?
They can find everything on the web.
