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Why did Dracula go to the doctor?
To check his COFFIN
What is a mummy's favorite music?
WRAP music!
Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
Because he had no BODY to dance with!
Where do ghosts like to go on vacation?
Mali-BOO!
What kind of make-up do ghosts wear?
Ma-SCARE-a!
Why was the broom late?
It over swept.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
Why do skeletons stay so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What do birds say on Halloween?
Trick or Tweet!
What is a ghost's nose full of?
Boooooogers!
What candy do you eat on the playground?
Recess pieces.
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers!
What instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.
Why did the zombie skip school?
He felt rotten
What do you call a witch who goes to the beach?
A sand-witch.
When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
If you are a mouse
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries
What is a monster’s favorite dessert?
I scream!
How do ghosts wash their hair?
With shamboo
Why didn't the skeleton go to school?
His heart wasn't in it.