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Q: Where do Australians keep their money?
A: 호주머니 (hojumeoni)
Q: What country has the biggest noses in the world?
A: 멕시코! (meksiko)
Q: Which country has 4 arms?
A: 네팔! (nepal)
Q: What do you call scary water?
A: 괴물! (goemul)
Q: What’s the ocean’s favorite number?
A: 십! (sip)
Q: Who is the hairiest robot?
A: 털미네이터! (teolmineiteo)
Q: What do you call a broken motorcycle?
A: 못타 사이클! (motta saikeul)
Q: How much does a Korean blanket cost?
A: 이불! (ibul)
Q: What noise does a toaster make?
A: 빵! (ppang)
Q: What do you call a large piece of tissue?
A: 휴지! (hyuji)
Q: Why did the mosquito go to the hospital?
A: 모기아파서 (mogiapaseo)
Q: What do you call a pig who plays the guitar?
A: 포크무시크! (pokeumusikeu)
Q: What language do sheep speak?
A: 양말! (yangmal)
Q: Why don’t you care about a small cow?
A: It’s so-so. 소소 (so so)
Q: What do you bring to a party in the rain?
A: 비 와요. 비. (bi wayo bi)
Q: When is the best time to catch a snowman?
A: After 눈 (nun)
Q: What do Koreans smoke at the horse racetrack?
A: 말보로 (malboro)
Q: Where does a Korean grandfather look for love?
A: e-할머니! (e-halmeoni)
Q: What’s a real estate agent’s favorite mountain to hike?
A: 부동산! (budongsan)
Q: What do you call a news reporter who interviews the sun?
A: 해리포터 (haeripoteo)
Q: What do you call a cute guy with no ears?
A: 귀없다! (gwieopda)
Q: Which celebrity used to bag groceries?
A: 짐캐리 (jimkaeri)
Q: What is the most apologetic fruit?
A: 사과! (sagwa)
Q: Why did the pear go to the hospital?
A: 배아파서 (baeapaseo)
Q: What should do you do if a watermelon sues you?
A: 수박! (subak
Q: What do you call a 5 year old onion?
A: 오년! (onyeon)
Q: Where does a lettuce go for worship?
A: 상추외리! (sangchuoeri)
Q: What do you say if you don’t have enough money at the pojang macha?
A: 오댕! (odaeng)
Q: What did the boneless fish say?
A: 오 마이 가시! (o mai gasi)
Q: What do you call a coffee that can’t move?
A: 모카! (moka)
Q: What did the cookie say to his friends when he was ready to go?
A: 과자! (gwaja)
Q: Why couldn’t the ice cream cones cross the road?
A: 차가와서! (chagawaseo)
Q: What does a vampire drink in the morning?
A: 코피! (kopi)
Q: What is the biggest bean in the world?
A: 킹콩! (kingkong)