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The oldest joke in the world, dating back to 1900 BC in southern Iraq, was a joke about ____
 
a fart
 
a chicken crossing the road
 
a politician
 
a man's mother-in-law
As soon as Susan started dancing, I just _______ laughing.
 
burst out
 
broke out
 
blew up
 
burnt out
______ is the scientific study of laughter and its effect on the body.
 
Gelotology
 
Lolology
 
Giggleology
 
Hohohology
It's illegal to own just one _____ in Switzerland, because they get too lonely on their own.
 
guinea pig
 
cat
 
turtle
 
snake
In 2020, which of these cities was NOT one of the 10 Happiest Cities in the World?
 
Reykjavik
 
Brisbane
 
Oslo
 
Tel Aviv
According to a study in 2019,_________ can make you live 15 % longer.
 
a positive attitude
 
being single
 
alcohol
 
meditating
The average woman smiles ___ times a day.
 
62
 
15
 
150
 
5
It is well known that weather affects our emotions. Scientists have discovered the temperature for maximum happiness is ______ degrees C.
 
13
 
25
 
5
 
-5
Dr. Robin Dunbar says we need only _____ friends to make us happy.
 
5
 
10
 
2
Research shows that _____ is the colour which makes us feel the happiest.
 
yellow
 
red
 
black
 
blue
Researchers have discovered that exercising for just _____ a day can make you feel happier.
 
10 minutes
 
20 minutes
 
30 minutes
 
45 minutes
This cute guy is one of 'The Happiest Animals on Earth', but what is he?
 
a quokka
 
a quagga
 
a quigga
 
a quikka
Scientists at the University of California have decided that the happiest time of day is ____ pm
 
7
 
2
 
10
 
5
Earthworms communicate by _______
 
cuddling
 
laughing
 
rubbing noses
 
winking at each other
Your pet cat dreams about you.
 
false (but your dog does)
 
true
_____ have best friends.
 
Cows
 
Chickens
 
Pigs
 
Sheep
Baby _______ are addicted to hugging.
 
sloths
 
penguins
 
rats
 
squirrels
Faking a smile can make you feel happier.
 
true
 
false
Two cows were talking in a field. One cow says, 'Have you heard about the Mad Cow Disease that's going around?' - 'Yeah', the other cow says, 'Makes me glad_______'
I'm a penguin
152 people in the USA are named _______
 
LOL
 
Haha
 
Hehe
 
LMAO
In 1962, a laughter epidemic started in Tanzania, affecting more than 1000 people.
 
true
 
false
Just 10 to 15 minutes of laughing a day can burn up to ____ calories
 
40
 
150
 
500
 
10
It's possible to tickle yourself.
 
false
 
true
Where in your body is your funny bone?
 
your elbow
 
your knee
 
your toes
 
your finger
According to a survey by Badoo.com, which country was voted the least funny?
 
Germany
 
Russia
 
Japan
 
Estonia
What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
 
kangaroo
 
bird
 
human
What does a ghost use to wash its hair?
 
sham-boo
 
boo-dy gel
If an electric train is traveling south, which way is the smoke going?
 
there’s no smoke as it’s an electric train
 
to the right
 
to the left
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand?
 
your right elbow
 
your left hand
 
your left thumb
It’s the only place in the world where today comes before yesterday. Where is it?
 
dictionary
 
unknown planet
 
English copybook
I make a loud sound when I’m changing. When I do change, I get bigger but weigh less. What am I?
 
popcorn
 
stone
 
meat
Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
 
neither
 
a ton of bricks
 
ton of feathers
I am the fastest animal but cannot climb the tree. What am I? 
 
cheetah
 
jaguar
 
lion
What starts with T, ends with T, and has T inside it?
 
teapot
 
treat
 
talent
What has a mouth but can’t speak?
 
river
 
pond
 
sky
What can run but cannot walk?
 
water
 
fire
 
fish
What goes away as soon as you talk about it?
 
silence
 
mood
 
happiness
It has keys, but no locks. It has space, but no room. You can enter, but can’t go inside. What is it?
 
keyboard
 
door
 
gate
I can fill a room, but I take up no space. What am I?
 
light
 
table
 
lamp
I can fill a room, but I take up no space. What am I?
 
light
 
table
 
lamp
What goes up and down but never moves?
 
stairs
 
walls
 
windows
You cannot keep this until you have given it. What is it?
 
a promise
 
secret
 
cake
What do Alexander The Great and Winnie The Pooh have in common?
 
same middle name
 
they like eating honey
 
size
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
 
a mushroom
 
a house
 
a ballroom
Plucked from a fruit, bitter like a root, burning and bold, or even cold when sold. What am I?
 
coffee beans
 
seeds
 
wheat
You’ll find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars and Jupiter, but not in Venus or Neptune. What am I?
 
The letter “R”
 
The letter “S”
 
The letter “U”
What gets wet as it dries?
 
a towel
 
a sponge
 
a tower
What has 3 letters and start with gas?
 
a car
 
a helicopter
 
a tram
Which 5 letter words in the dictionary can be pronounced the same, even if it has 4 of its letters removed?
 
queue
 
empty
 
season
What starts with an E, ends with an E and only has one letter in it?
 
envelope
 
edible
 
evidence
What always goes to sleep with shoes on?
 
a horse
 
my neighbour
 
my dog
How many months in the year have 28 days?
 
all of them
 
1
 
3
What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty?
 
your shadow
 
your feet
 
your legs
What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?
 
fire
 
waterfall
 
stomach
What goes up and never comes down?
 
your age
 
the sun
 
stairs
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
 
a carrot
 
a ferret
 
a pirate
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
 
a clock
 
a dog
 
a monster
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
 
lunch and dinner
 
forks and spoons
 
bread and butter
If you don’t keep me, I’ll break. What am I?
 
A promise
 
A wish
 
A vase
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more. What is it?
 
Your name
 
Your rights
 
Your arm