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What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat.
What do you call a cantaloupe when it's swimming?
A watermelon.
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Hopsicles!
Why did the teacher jump into the pool?
He wanted to test the water!
What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
Why did the detective show up at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
What does a mermaid use to call her friends?
A shell phone.
Why does ice cream always get invited to the party?
It's cool.
What do you call seagulls that live near the bay?
Bagels.
Why did the robot go on vacation?
It needed to recharge his batteries.
What part of the fish weighs the most?
The scales.
Where do sharks go on vacation?
Finland!
Where do sheep go on vacation?
The Baaa-hamas.
What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?
I Scream.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves!
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.