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What is a zombie sleepover called?
Mass grave.
What kind of bread do zombies like?
Whole brain.
What's a zombie's favorite cheese?
Zom-brie.
What's a witch's favorite makeup?
Ma-scare-a.
What do you call two witches who live together?
Broom-mates!
Where does a mummy go on vacation?
The Dead Sea
What does a panda ghost eat?
Bam-BOO!
What room does a ghost not need in a house?
A living room.
What kind of horse do ghosts ride?
A night-mare
What does a ghost mom say when she gets in the car?
Fasten your sheet-belts.
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
Who did the scary ghost invite to his party?
Any old friend he could dig up!
Knock, Knock…
Phillip! Phillip who? Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels.
What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?
Fangs-giving!
What can you catch from a vampire in winter?
Frostbite
What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin.
Where does Dracula keep his money?
In a blood bank.
What do witches use on their hair?
Scare-spray.
What is a ghost’s favourite meal?
Spook-ghetti
What is a witch’s favorite class?
Spelling!
Who won the skeleton beauty contest
No body.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs.
Why was the broom late?
It over swept.
What do birds say on Halloween?
Trick or Tweet!
What is a ghost's nose full of?
Boooooogers!
What candy do you eat on the playground?
Recess pieces.
What instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.
Why did the zombie skip school?
He felt rotten
What do you call a witch who goes to the beach?
A sand-witch.
When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
If you are a mouse
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries
What is a monster’s favorite dessert?
I scream!
How do ghosts wash their hair?
With shamboo
Why didn't the skeleton go to school?
His heart wasn't in it.
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