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What do you call an elephant covered in mud?
dirty
What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant
Why are elephants wrinkled?
Have you ever tried to iron one?
What is large, grey, and wears glass slippers? C....................
Cinderelephant
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a fish?
Swimming Trunks!
What is big, green, hangs in a tree and has a trunk? An .............. elephant.
unripe
How do you prevent an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit card.
What’s the same size and shape as an elephant but weighs nothing?
An elephant’s shadow.
Why can’t an elephant ride a bicycle? Because it doesn’t have ..............
thumbs to ring the bell.
Where do baby elephants come from? ____ storks.
BIG
What do you call elephants who ride on trains?
Passengers.
An elephant was standing under a small umbrella. Why didn’t it get wet?
It wasn’t raining.
Why doesn’t the elephant use the computer?
Because it is afraid of the mouse!
What do you get when an elephant sky dives?  A big ....................
hole
How do you know an elephant is under your blanket? A. Because when you get in your bed your ..........................
nose touches the ceiling
Why couldn’t the two elephants go swimming together?  Because they only had one pair of ..............!
trunks
What is big, grey and has a lot of red bumps?  An elephant that was stung by a lot of ...........!
bees
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance? A: “Look, ....................''
a herd of elephants in the distance'
What was the elephant doing on the freeway?
About 5 mph
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