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Why can’t Cinderella play soccer? She is always running away from the ball.
Ball: round toy vs Ball: fancy dance
What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
Palm: big tropical tree. vs. Palm: part of your hand.
Why did the golfer wear 2 pair of pants? In case he ot a hole in one.
Hole in one: first time he hit the ball it went in the cup. vs. Hole: rip or tear.
Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a corn field? There are too many ears.
Ears: on your head. vs Ears: of corn.
Why is it so windy inside a stadium? There are hundreds of fans.
Fans: people that like a team. vs. Fans: machines that blow air.
What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music
Wrap: how a mummie is made. vs Rap music.
Why don’t we ever tell jokes about pizza? They are too cheesy.
Cheesy: mozzerella. vs cheesy: not very funny.
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? Shocked!
Shocked: surprised. vs. shocked: electrical shock.
How do you know when a bike is thinking? You can see its wheels turning.
Wheels turning: moving. vs Wheels turning: a way to say someone is thinking.
What do kids play when they can’t play with a phone? Bored games
Bored: have nothing to do. vs. Board games like “Sorry” or “Monopoly”
Why was the broom late? It over swept.
Swept vs Slept
Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank? They’ll just wash up on shore later.
Wash up: float to shore. vs. Wash up: clean
Where do polar bears vote? The North Pole.
Pole: top point of the earth. vs poll: where people go to vote
Why was the math book sad? It had to many problems.
Problems: questions in math. vs. problems: difficulties with life.
How do you stay warm in any room? Go to the corner - it is always 90 degrees.
90 degree corner. vs 90 degree temperature
Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel? It had more cents.
More cents: money. vs. sence: common sense/thinking
Whydid the student eat his homework? The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Piece of cake: easy. vs real cake
What did one plate say to the other? Dinner is on me.
On me: sitting on top of. vs. on me: I will pay for it.
How do you make a lemon drop? Let it fall.
Lemon drop: a candy. vs. drop: fall due to gravity
Why was the baby strawberry crying? Her mom and dad were in a jam.
Jam: like jelly. vs Jam: bad situation.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He felt crummy.
Crummy: feeling ill. vs. Crummy: crumbs or little pieces of food.
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat
Bat: flying animal. vs bat: what is used to hit a ball.
How do you talk to a giant? Use big words.
Big: giants and long words
How do we know the ocean is friendly? It waves.
Waves: that you surf on vs. waving a hand
What building in your town has the most stories? The public library.
Stories: books. vs. Stories: number of floors in a building.
How does a scientist freshen her breath? With experi-mints
Mints: freshen breath. vs experiments that scientists do.
What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts
Tweethearts because birds say “tweet” instead of sweethearts.
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste
Tuba: Musical instrument vs. Tube of
Why couldn’t the pony sing a Lullaby? She was a little horse.
Horse: animal vs hoarse: rough voice
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