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"Early viewing recommended"
it's gone already
"An exciting opportunity has arisen"
in shock news, we have a house available
"Up-and-coming area"
might not be horrible in a decade's time
"Increasingly popular area"
horrible, but lots of people are as desperate as you
"Popular area"
you can't afford to live here
"Sought-after location"
only Russian oligarchs can afford to live here
"Deceptively spacious"
not spacious
"Cosy"
really not spacious
"Perfectly sized"
humans can barely fit in this
"Bijou"
humans cannot fit in this
"Compact"
cats cannot fit in this
"Charming"
doesn't have stairs
"Quaint"
doesn't have windows
"Rustic"
doesn't have a roof
"Authentic"
is made of mud and straw
"Unique"
does not conform with the laws of physics
