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What two words, when combined, hold the most letters?
post office
If a monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree, who will get the banana first?
None, because you cannot get a banana from a coconut tree.
If ten birds are sitting in a tree and a hunter shoots one, how many birds are left in the tree?
None, because after one bird got shot, the rest flew away.
If you imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks, how would you survive?
Stop imagining.
How many sides does a circle have?
Two, because it has an inside and an outside.
What can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch or dinner
How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?
Four, because calling the elephant’s trunk a leg does not make it one.
How many animals did Moses take into the ark?
None, because it was Noah who built and loaded the ark.
How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
You cannot, because you will never find an elephant with one hand.
How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor and not crack it?
No problem, because concrete floors are very hard to crack.
How can a woman go eight days without sleep?
She sleeps at night.
What do you always see at the beginning of a parade?
"p"
What provides the strength and power to walk through walls?
A door
What happens if you throw a white hat into the Black Sea?
The hat gets wet.
Where is an ocean with no water?
On a map
What becomes wetter the more it dries?
A towel
