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What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper.
What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
The letter Y
What type of cars do elves drive?
Toy-otas.
What’s a parent’s favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night.
What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Mistle-toast.
What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?
Snow
What happened to the thief who stole an advent calendar?
He got 25 days.
Why does everyone like snowmen?
Because they’re so cool.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh?
Because he wanted to see time fly.
Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
They’re into all the wrapping.
What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke?
This one’s gonna sleigh you.
What is Santa’s favorite state in the USA to deliver presents?
Idaho-ho-ho.
What do fish sing at Christmas time?
Christmas Corals.
