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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”
Why did the computer go to art class?
It wanted to learn how to draw attention.
Why can’t you trust atoms?
They make up everything.
What did the traffic light say to the car?
“Don’t look! I’m changing!”
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers.
