“You’re the reason Mum had to read all those parenting books.”
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“I’m not saying you’re dramatic, but you could win an Oscar for making tea.”
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“You bring so much joy… when you leave the room.”
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“You’re like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day.”
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“You’re my favourite sister… today.”
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“If common sense were a currency, you’d be broke.”
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“Another year older, but still struggling with basic life skills. Progress!”
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“Happy Birthday! You’ve officially lived long enough to be retro.”
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“Remember: age is just a number. A really big, terrifying number in your case.”
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Can roasting damage sibling/friend relationships?
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What’s the safest type of roast?
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How often do you roast people around?
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